I’m sitting at the breakfast bar/lunch/dinner table, (yes one table serves all in our house) and looking outside longingly. I’d love to go for a walk, but I can’t, because it’s raining cats and DOGS! Which brings me back to my book. I am terrible at promoting myself, really bad. I love writing, and I’m about embark on another writing project. An amusing insight on retiring to Italy at the ripe old age of 63. There should be a few laughs to say the least. In the meantime, go to Amazon and buy my book. Princess Tess and her Mess is a story for all ages. It is an amusing tale about an old girl (me) taking care of a young pup, something I’d never done before. Everyone who bought my little story enjoyed reading it. No crime, no violence, no suspense, just family, love and animals…what could make you feel better. Pull out your credit card and click on one of the links below. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B097ND34BF (US)
Most of you are far too young to remember the film South Pacific. It was a lifetime ago and probably the first film I ever saw on the big screen with my mum. It featured a song called “Cock Eyed Optimist” which popped into my head today when I read my book sales report on Amazon.
I’ve sold 30 Copies of “Princess Tess and Her Mess” and that makes me so excited! It means the story I wrote, and the beautiful front cover illustrated by my daughter, is sitting on someone’s coffee table or bookshelf. Even better, the story has reached thirty children. I’ve had great reviews from adults too.
All of these things make me extremely happy. I don’t write to make money, it helps, but it’s not what motivates me.
I hope it made thirty children and adults smile. I want everyone to love Princess Tess. I think she has more adventures to share.
If you want to make me ecstatic (and it doesn’t take much), click on the link below and help me double those sales…
No! I’ll never be a best selling author. Would I like to be? Yes, but I write for pleasure, its my hobby.
I’ve written for therapy since I was a teenager, and it works, I’m still sane. I self publish and promote my books as best as I can, but my sales never amount to enough to make a profit. If I make enough money to break even with the editing/book lay out fees, I’m happy.
Princess Tess and Her mess has been one of my favorite books to write. It didn’t wrestle with any inner daemons, it was just a book about a funny, curious pup. I’m working on a sequel. Will I finish it? Who knows?
I’m retired now and living in Italy, life is more relaxing, but I have a lot of exploring to do before I get too old. I also have a pretty busy social life for an old girl. Hopefully in between all of that I can find time to write.
If you have a couple of spare dollars, invest in my book, make me feel famous. It’s a fun story you can read to your children and grandkids, or if you’re an animal lover, read it yourself.
You can click on the link below, or on the book cover at the side of my blog.
Here she is! This little scoundrel inspired me to write my first Children’s Book. Finally it’s finished, edited, illustrated and ready to sell.
Now I’m terrified.
This was fun to write, and the idea of making kids happy with this story thrilled me…now comes the test. Will anyone want to read it?
Watch out for for Princess Tess and her Mess on Amazon in the “Children’s Book” category. It will magically appear before the end of June.
Below is a little bit about silly old me!
Sandra was born a very long time ago in the North East of England. She was outgoing and adventurous child with an overactive imagination. From a very early age her brain silently recorded the story of her life as it happened. At the age of thirteen Sandra realized she needed to write that story down. She’s been writing ever since. This is her first children’s book, but I know it won’t be her last.
Sandra is retired now and living in Italy, but still writing.
My daughter, who is a very talented artist, created this watercolor for my book cover! Isn’t it lovely! Princess Tess and her Mess was was so much fun to write. I can’t wait to publish it. Then comes the marketing, which is always where I fail. I’m just no good at promoting myself and not rich enough to have someone do it for me.
I’ll never be famous, but at least I’m doing what makes me happy.
Tess sat on the sofa watching and waiting. Jo and Christian, her people, had left her with Jo’s mum while they were on vacation. Jo’s mum was often referred to as The Treat Lady. “Don’t give so many treats to Tess and Fendi”, Christian would say, “It’s not good for them to eat so many treats.” Fendi, who was older than Tess, was staying with Christians’ parents for a couple of weeks. Tess didn’t know how long her people would be gone, so she was watching the driveway, hoping they’d be back soon.
Here I am all alone with this human who doesn’t speak dog! She’s always busy, she’s forgotten about me already.
The Treat Lady had a real name, it was Sandra. “Hey Tess, cheer up, we’re going to have fun together.”
Fun, I not having any fun, I’m bored.
“Oh dear, you don’t look very happy at all, let me finish sorting out my bank account and then we can go for a walk.” Did you say walk?
Tess leapt from the sofa, skidding on the wooden floor, and ran across to where Sandra was sitting.
Come on, walk, you said walk.
Sandra laughed as the champagne colored bundle of fluffiness pawed her leg. Tess’s turbo charged tail was wagging just as fast as it could and her little pink tongue hung out of her mouth. She was panting in anticipation.
Come on, you said walk, I heard you.
“I need to remember not to say that word. I needed a break anyway. Come on, we can walk for a while.”